Fantasy Enthusiast Gifts

"You'll have to ignore Kevin, he's a hopeless idealist."

"The road head is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."

'Tell us again, Grandpa, about the time you almost had Tarzan for lunch.'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

After earning her PHD, Repunzel was right ar home in her academic ivory tower.

"Love your work."

Conan the librarian.

'Your last hope is on the Appeals Fairy.'

'I'm here because I drink like a fish.'

You Are Now leaving Your Senses

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

Alice in Responsibilityland

Alice in Wonderland - The Mad Hatter.

'Can't we have something other than curry for a change?'

'Now where are these trolls I seek?'

Two flying pigs.

'Here's the bastard now and he's carrying our Maude's bladder.'

Little Dutch boy prevents sand from falling in hour glass.

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

'After being stuck in that bottle for 2000 years, I have to do something urgently before I can start granting your wishes!'

'Who are you?' 'Your wife for 57 years back from plastic surgery!'

'I told you to summon an orc, not a dork!'

'Oh, the magic carpets are just for backup.'

'Are you meditating or fantasizing?'

"Eye of toad, ear of bat and that horrible lumpy bit in the middle of a Pot Noodle."

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

"I want you to switch from alchemy and shape-shifting to job creation."

Mermaid Romance

'Not only can we build it for the same price as any other gingerbread house, but we can do it for 40% less carbs and no trans fats!'

"Of course it's latex. It's for display purposes only."

'Tell me about your drawing.'

"Ready, Harold? You're the wicked troll and I'm the garden fairy, and you're very angry because you don't want me passing over your bridge on my way to Grandma's house!"

'We're experiencing technical difficulties with the geni fulfilment center. A geni will be with you shortly.'

Mad Hatter's tea party.

'Sales have gone way up ever since Wilkins replaced his old pointer with a magic wand.'