Fantasy Profession Enthusiast Gifts

School children looking at different careers from magazine covers, each involving celebrity status.

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

The Fourth Little Pig

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

The tooth fairy.

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Have you been playing dice?"

Knight feeding his kids.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Piracy on a boating lake

The Mouse Princess

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

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