Fantasy Aficionados Gifts

'You've a broken lamp and your underlay's dangerously worn.'

Woke-en Mirror

'Hey! You wished for the ability to run like a jackrabbit. Next time, be more specific.'

Princess and Frog at the Vets.

'Good evening. I'm the scary person who'll be hiding under your son's bed tonight!'

"Not to be a killjoy, but this happened on our property. Are liable?"

'Dear, are these containers recyclable?'

Genie in bottle grants maid's wish.

"Sorry sir - our sun screen only goes up to Factor - 100..."

'You have the right to remain silent...'

'But it all means nothing, if you can't share it with some Thing.'

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

'Thin enough?'

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

"He believes it will freeze over any day now."

Scores for walking the plank

'One kiss will turn me into a prince. But you won't like the stretch marks.'

'This is your final wish. Are you sure you want another cracker?'

'The cow jumped over the Moon? -- What was SHE on?'

'Reality is just an escape from your fantasies.'

'And with a wave of her magic wand Albert's fondest wish became a reality'

Genie in a bottle

"This tastes awful! Nice work, girls."

Normal Things

"Hey...is this a dream?"

"Yes, it was very nice of you to use one of your wishes to grant me my freedom. But, if I were you I wouldn't have used my first wish to do it."

"Oh, this isn't our primary home. Just an off-season time share."

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."

"Yeah, you were Tolkein in your sleep. . ."

"Hmm... most of this stuff is past it's spell-by date..."

Giant sandworm xing.

The b**ching hour is here

King delivered a sword in the stone in his in tray.

'The Coming of Ninety-Two'

"I can grant you any wish you desire except for making sure the ice cream machine always works at McDonald's."