Epic Fantasy Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Wake up – you're Tolkien in your sleep again."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

A Fairytale Update

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

ET Mishap

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Raincloud Umbrella

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

Late BroomStick

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

Swiss army knife

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

Warrior Woman

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"What the hell took so long?"

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"Where the wild things were."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Primitive magician

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."