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Leviathan is Destroyed (The Holy Bible).

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

"So it was a performance enhancing drug."

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

Egyptian Library: 'Every week you take out the same book, Anubis.'

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

"That's not what I said."

Homer

"I say we just wheel it into the city. What's the worst that can happen?""

ATM Inside

Lord of the Rungs: Window Cleaner

Before the invention of writing, ancient wisdom was passed down the generations orally, through the art of storytelling.

Sauron's Sore Eye

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

Argonauts and football

Ugly sisters

Robin Hood.

"Ok, ok, my mistake—twice upon a time..."

"Crush your empties, see them placed in the proper receptacle and hear the lamentation of the wet mop!"

"Alexa, Alexa on the wall..."

Alice in Wonderland - The Gryphon.

'I walked 5 miles to school and on top of that, there were no vasectomies. In my day you got neutered!'

Vulcan

Don Quixote

"It's an epic novel about a guy who's trying to sell his car."