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"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Thomas Hardy

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Upper West Side Story

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

A street fight.

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

Circus trousers

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

"Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?"

'Well, I don't know how to break the bad news to you, Mr. Jenson, but ...'

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

'Yes, the owners are giraffes...Did I forget to mention it?...'

"I say we just wheel it into the city. What's the worst that can happen?""

'When I think of all the men I could've married...'

'Yes, he did turn into a price, but there were complications.'

'Icarus, I think your sat nav is failing.'

Lord of the Rungs: Window Cleaner

'Brian hated his long legs and dinner parties'

Count and Figaro

'Er. . . I had an appointment with Dr. Jekyll. . .'

The Woman of Samaria Meets Jesus (The Holy Bible).

"She was a dish when we ran away together but that was a long time ago."

'You just grew three inches.'

"The adventures of Robin Hood are becoming a lot less adventurous."

'Do you always have to be so quick?'

"It's a selfie!"

Don Quixote