Epic Tale Fan Mugs

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

J. R. R. Tolkien

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Thomas Hardy

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Upper West Side Story

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

A street fight.

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

"Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?"

Circus trousers

'Well, I don't know how to break the bad news to you, Mr. Jenson, but ...'

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

"I say we just wheel it into the city. What's the worst that can happen?""

'Yes, he did turn into a price, but there were complications.'

"The oath according to the Tolkien Pixie God of Goblinara doesn't apply here Mr. Brown."

'When I think of all the men I could've married...'

'Yes, the owners are giraffes...Did I forget to mention it?...'

'Icarus, I think your sat nav is failing.'

Lord of the Rungs: Window Cleaner

'Brian hated his long legs and dinner parties'

The Woman of Samaria Meets Jesus (The Holy Bible).

Count and Figaro

'Er. . . I had an appointment with Dr. Jekyll. . .'

'You just grew three inches.'

"She was a dish when we ran away together but that was a long time ago."

"The adventures of Robin Hood are becoming a lot less adventurous."

'Do you always have to be so quick?'