Epic Tale Enthusiast Mugs

Leviathan is Destroyed (The Holy Bible).

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

J. R. R. Tolkien

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

"So it was a performance enhancing drug."

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

"Are you sure you need to make a large print version available?"

Egyptian Library: 'Every week you take out the same book, Anubis.'

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

"That's not what I said."

Homer

"I say we just wheel it into the city. What's the worst that can happen?""

"The oath according to the Tolkien Pixie God of Goblinara doesn't apply here Mr. Brown."

ATM Inside

Lord of the Rungs: Window Cleaner

Sauron's Sore Eye

Argonauts and football

Before the invention of writing, ancient wisdom was passed down the generations orally, through the art of storytelling.

Ugly sisters

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

Robin Hood.

"Crush your empties, see them placed in the proper receptacle and hear the lamentation of the wet mop!"

"Ok, ok, my mistake—twice upon a time..."

"I used to be super-impressed too, until I found out it's made of paper-mache!"

Alice in Wonderland - The Gryphon.

Don Quixote

"That's why you don't stand behind them!"

Vulcan