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Edgardo stabs himself

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Thomas Hardy

Upper West Side Story

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

God's Double Whammy.

"Those tights pinch and chaff. We're going commando."

"Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?"

William Tell in his younger years.

"Face it, William - you're shit at it!"

'When I think of all the men I could've married...'

'Icarus, I think your sat nav is failing.'

Little Dorrit - The Pensioner Entertainment

The Woman of Samaria Meets Jesus (The Holy Bible).

Count and Figaro

'Er. . . I had an appointment with Dr. Jekyll. . .'

Argonauts and football

"She was a dish when we ran away together but that was a long time ago."

'Right, my lad - get down from there before you fall and break something!'

"He's really gone uphill, hasn't he?"

"The adventures of Robin Hood are becoming a lot less adventurous."

'Do you always have to be so quick?'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Black Kitten.

"Alice finds that the looking glass is made of lexan, and she can't get through it."