Historic Tale Fan Gifts

Edgardo stabs himself

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Thomas Hardy

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Upper West Side Story

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"You don't think this could be construed as ironic do you?"

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

God's Double Whammy.

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

"Those tights pinch and chaff. We're going commando."

"Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?"

William Tell in his younger years.

"Face it, William - you're shit at it!"

'When I think of all the men I could've married...'

'Icarus, I think your sat nav is failing.'

Little Dorrit - The Pensioner Entertainment

'Er. . . I had an appointment with Dr. Jekyll. . .'

Count and Figaro

"She was a dish when we ran away together but that was a long time ago."

Argonauts and football

The Woman of Samaria Meets Jesus (The Holy Bible).

'Right, my lad - get down from there before you fall and break something!'

"He's really gone uphill, hasn't he?"

"The adventures of Robin Hood are becoming a lot less adventurous."

'Do you always have to be so quick?'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Black Kitten.

The peasants helped Robin Hood escape to Sherwood Forest. Charge them with arboring a fugitive! Sheriff of Nottingham.

"It's a selfie!"