Heroic Tale Fan Gifts

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Thomas Hardy

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Upper West Side Story

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

A street fight.

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

'The stuff legends are made of'

"Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?"

'Yes, he did turn into a price, but there were complications.'

'Icarus, I think your sat nav is failing.'

"The adventures of Robin Hood are becoming a lot less adventurous."

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

The Woman of Samaria Meets Jesus (The Holy Bible).

Count and Figaro

'Er. . . I had an appointment with Dr. Jekyll. . .'

The new 'LONE' Ranger. . .

"She was a dish when we ran away together but that was a long time ago."

'Do you always have to be so quick?'

"The secret of my win? Focus, my boy, focus! I stayed focussed, the hare didn't..."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Black Kitten.

The Augean Stables

"Crush your empties, see them placed in the proper receptacle and hear the lamentation of the wet mop!"

'The GPS says 'Follow the yellow brick road'.'

'No thanks, I'm on a low carb diet.'

Leviathan is Destroyed (The Holy Bible).

Hey don't jump out like that. You almost gave me a heart attack!...Oh no, of course you couldn't, could you?"

Brifone, Aquilante and the Two Fairies are Shown By Astolfo How He Has Slain Orrilo. The Enchanted Hair Has Been Removed From His Head.

'I agreed to a race...I didn't say anything about racing in my shell.'