Heroic Tales Aficionado Gifts

"Crush your empties, see them placed in the proper receptacle and hear the lamentation of the wet mop!"

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Out To Lurch

Don Quixote

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Falstaff

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

A street fight.

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

Frank and Ernest Updated Fairy Tales. Do you mean fair like "pretty" or fair like "evenhanded"?

Thank you healthcare heroes

Robin Hood.

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

Ugly sisters

The Windmill Gets Attacked (Don Quixote).

'I walked 5 miles to school and on top of that, there were no vasectomies. In my day you got neutered!'

Alice in Wonderland - The Gryphon.

"I used to be super-impressed too, until I found out it's made of paper-mache!"

Don Quixote

Adam sees note from Eve: Gone for a walk. Your dinner's in the apple tree.

"That's why you don't stand behind them!"

The Augean Stables

Vulcan

"Alexa, Alexa on the wall..."

Uproarious hospitality

Sketches by Boz - The Winglebury Duel - Mr Trott Detained

Alice in Wonderland - Who Stole the Tarts?

Brifone, Aquilante and the Two Fairies are Shown By Astolfo How He Has Slain Orrilo. The Enchanted Hair Has Been Removed From His Head.

Runway 5E. Why Don Quixote's reincarnation was so brief.