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"Crush your empties, see them placed in the proper receptacle and hear the lamentation of the wet mop!"

Out To Lurch

Don Quixote

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Falstaff

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

A street fight.

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

Thank you healthcare heroes

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

Ugly sisters

Robin Hood.

The Windmill Gets Attacked (Don Quixote).

The Augean Stables

Adam sees note from Eve: Gone for a walk. Your dinner's in the apple tree.

"That's why you don't stand behind them!"

'I walked 5 miles to school and on top of that, there were no vasectomies. In my day you got neutered!'

Alice in Wonderland - The Gryphon.

Don Quixote

"I used to be super-impressed too, until I found out it's made of paper-mache!"

Vulcan

"Alexa, Alexa on the wall..."

Uproarious hospitality

Sketches by Boz - The Winglebury Duel - Mr Trott Detained

Alice in Wonderland - Who Stole the Tarts?

Robert Louis Stevenson.

'Hi it's me - I'm on the wall...'

Quasimodo in psychiatrists office "The bell's, the bell's"