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Brifone, Aquilante and the Two Fairies are Shown By Astolfo How He Has Slain Orrilo. The Enchanted Hair Has Been Removed From His Head.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Don Quixote

Falstaff

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

A street fight.

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

"Long Johns Silver."

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."

'How would you like a fairy tale wedding before I eat you?'

"No, let down your hair!"

"Where the wild things went."

Lohengrin

Thank you healthcare heroes

"Who cares? The emperor is really buff."

'I thought Peter Pan was a boy who never grew up, not a lady with small breasts.'

Ugly sisters

The Windmill Gets Attacked (Don Quixote).

King Marke of Cornwall

The Augean Stables

"Crush your empties, see them placed in the proper receptacle and hear the lamentation of the wet mop!"

"Alexa, Alexa on the wall..."

Three wise men on a medal podium.

Graham Greene.

Oliver Twist - Morris Bolter Spies on Meeting between Nancy, Mr Brownlow and Rose Maylie

"The left rear has nice eyes."