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Brifone, Aquilante and the Two Fairies are Shown By Astolfo How He Has Slain Orrilo. The Enchanted Hair Has Been Removed From His Head.

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Don Quixote

Falstaff

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

A street fight.

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

Finding Bigfoot

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

"Long Johns Silver."

'Wow, I can't believe she fell for that granny getup.'

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."

'How would you like a fairy tale wedding before I eat you?'

"No, let down your hair!"

"Where the wild things went."

Frank and Ernest Updated Fairy Tales. Do you mean fair like "pretty" or fair like "evenhanded"?

Lohengrin

Thank you healthcare heroes

"Who cares? The emperor is really buff."

'I thought Peter Pan was a boy who never grew up, not a lady with small breasts.'

Ugly sisters

The new 'LONE' Ranger. . .

The Windmill Gets Attacked (Don Quixote).

King Marke of Cornwall

"Crush your empties, see them placed in the proper receptacle and hear the lamentation of the wet mop!"

The Augean Stables

"Alexa, Alexa on the wall..."

Three wise men on a medal podium.

"The left rear has nice eyes."

Oliver Twist - Morris Bolter Spies on Meeting between Nancy, Mr Brownlow and Rose Maylie