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King Marke of Cornwall

"We only got six days of funding."

"Eat my dust!"

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Phoenix

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

Santa CGI Effect

Europa takes a selfie

Atlas carrying Earth about to slip on banana peel.

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

What happens on Noah's Ark stays on Noah's Ark.

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

'He was brought by the stork.'

'It's a special delivery from 'Troys are us'.'

'...Noah really knows how to build an Ark.'

'What do you mean, you BROKE the sword in the stone?'

Janus.

"But St. George, in china dragons are revered!"

Headless Self-Portrait

"This should be interesting...."

Atlas juggling with the moon.

"In my first creation I made man introspective, peaceful and considerate. It was sooo boring."

'Take no notice, he was raided by wolves.'

Wizards Convention: Please Leave Hats Here.

"Play Misty for me."

William Tell (alternate)

'Sadly the William Tell legend did claim one small victim'

"I've got this awful feeling we took the wrong boat!"

Devil Puppeteer

"...Tomorrow's weather....abominable!"