Mythical Tales Devotee Gifts

King Marke of Cornwall

"We only got six days of funding."

"Eat my dust!"

Phoenix

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

Santa CGI Effect

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Europa takes a selfie

Atlas carrying Earth about to slip on banana peel.

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

What happens on Noah's Ark stays on Noah's Ark.

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

'Since you're a teacher, we picked this one from the Tree of Knowledge.'

"I thought you could help me get a jump on things again this year."

'He was brought by the stork.'

'Wow, I can't believe she fell for that granny getup.'

Alternative Big Bang Theory.

'It's a special delivery from 'Troys are us'.'

'...Noah really knows how to build an Ark.'

Janus.

Atlas juggling with the moon.

Headless Self-Portrait

Wizards Convention: Please Leave Hats Here.

"This should be interesting...."

"In my first creation I made man introspective, peaceful and considerate. It was sooo boring."

"But St. George, in china dragons are revered!"

'Take no notice, he was raided by wolves.'

'What do you mean, you BROKE the sword in the stone?'

"Play Misty for me."

William Tell (alternate)

'Sadly the William Tell legend did claim one small victim'

"I've got this awful feeling we took the wrong boat!"

Devil Puppeteer