Mythical Tales Lover Gifts

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Easter Island legs

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"It feels good to unwind..."

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Pharaoh Cocoon

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Snowyphus

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Jason and the Aga notes,

"Define fair."

Alberich steals the gold

Mythical Family of Four.

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

'Psst, Noah - there's a rumour going round that the dodos are gay.'

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

Sisyphus replaces himself with a COVID-19 vaccine.

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

Why it's easier to fall in love with a fat bald guy,

Tristan and Isolde

King Madras