Mythical Story Lovers Gifts

Giant Visitor

'He says the world will be swallowed up by a dragon!'

'This is what I've been waiting for-a bunch of fishermen telling fish stories.'

'Look at this John. Our son has become a celebrity...'

Europa takes a selfie

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

Hot Tub Frosty

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

David and Goliath.

'Mom... Dad... I'm a bottom feeder!'

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

"I've had my eye on you for some time"

"I really gotta turn off these notifications."

"It's a recipe for apple pie."

"Go on. Throw the stick."

Grim Reaper - Hospital nursery

'Some dope wished to live for a thousand years, so I turned him into a sequoia!'

Mummy reading a book in his sarcophagus.

'What do you mean, you BROKE the sword in the stone?'

"But St. George, in china dragons are revered!"

"This new guy's really good!"

"I've got this awful feeling we took the wrong boat!"

'What do you mean it's not as good as your mother used to make?'

William Tell (alternate)

'Good God! What's that? I wish Merlin would stick to the occasional dragon manifestation and free eggs for the peasants.'

'This is your final wish. Are you sure you want another cracker?'

'Well! There's no need for that!'

Noah's ark in a draught.

'They've been relocated because hell is full.'