Mythical Story Lover Gifts

Excalibur Cricket Bat

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

Santa being hoisted up a tall chimney by his reindeer.

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"You'll be damned if you go in there!"

'Good God! What's that? I wish Merlin would stick to the occasional dragon manifestation and free eggs for the peasants.'

'The sad thing is, Jonah's so afraid of the water now, he won't even take a bath.'

Grim Reaper - Golf

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Easter Island legs

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"It feels good to unwind..."

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Pharaoh Cocoon

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Snowyphus

"But you can eat as much as you want from the tree of bullshit."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

Jason and the Aga notes,

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"Define fair."

Mythical Family of Four.