Mythical Tales Admirer Gifts

Samson and Delilah (The Holy Bible).

"Hopefully our species will survive this cruise."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Neptune

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

"And I suppose you forgot to bring home the milk."

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

"My God! There goes middle management."

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

Naming that Impala

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

Europa takes a selfie

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

Baby Brunhilde

'Who's that painted lady?'

China Launches Lunar Rover

At the end of the rainbow

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

Cornucopia

"I was a dog in a previous life, but I came back as a god."

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

"I thought you could help me get a jump on things again this year."

"Keep pushing, I can see the head!"

The "FALL" of Man

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'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

"Go ahead and touch my light. It's made of boyfriend material."

Vikings Holiday

John Styx

Leon Uris.

"I'm afraid he's involved right now. If you could give me an outline of what ground you're covering I might be able to pencil you in."

Viking's Wizard Therapist

"I'd like to see you cut back to eating only two, three ships a day."