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'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Hot Tub Frosty

Europa takes a selfie

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

"I thought you could help me get a jump on things again this year."

"They call you Abominable and me a monster, and they don't even know us."

'Listen I think we should break up...it's not you... it's that thing on your face.'

'What do you mean, you BROKE the sword in the stone?'

"But St. George, in china dragons are revered!"

"I've got this awful feeling we took the wrong boat!"

'He says the world will be swallowed up by a dragon!'

"Hopefully our species will survive this cruise."

This is your hell. Keep it clean.

Noah's ark in a draught.

With one sentence, Harold destroys the leprechaun's reason for being...

"I really got burned by my last advisor. He told me NOT to quit my day job..."

'This is your final wish. Are you sure you want another cracker?'

The Sword in the Stone, 2020

King Marke of Cornwall

Monster in the Alley.

"Yes, I'm given all the credit in the song, but to be honest, we could not have done it without Timmy's radar navigation skills..."

"What do my stars say today?"

Why there are no unicorns anymore.

'Let's talk steroids.'

'Uh, Oh.'

"You know I hate queues, let's wait for the next one."

'This is what I've been waiting for-a bunch of fishermen telling fish stories.'

Giant Visitor

Near Death Experience: 'Hey, watch it with that thing, pal!'

'Your rainbow needs more gold.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'There's no such thing as BigFoot, huh?!'

"Can you move your pot of gold so that I can sit down please?" "Kiss me Blarney stones!"