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'This is your final wish. Are you sure you want another cracker?'

Lesser known greek gods,

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!

Hot Tub Frosty

Pinocchio Vs. Dracula

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

Europa takes a selfie

Vodka

Starbucks Siren

Giant Headless Horseman

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

"I thought you could help me get a jump on things again this year."

Atalanta I- Intended for Yellow Book Vol 5 (Not Published)

Sulking

'No, make the dominant race out of placental mammals — marsupials would lead to all kind of abortion controversies.'

Romulus and Remus plot to prevent their mother from appearing at the official opening of Rome.

And on this day, God created children.

Scuba Diving Devil

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

"They call you Abominable and me a monster, and they don't even know us."

'Don't give up the day job...'

'If it works, Andy, you can expect a visit from the skin fairy tonight, ready?'

King Neptune getting an unwanted haircut from a Speedboat propeller

For the last time, no, I have no wish to add a hotel to my odyssey. Why Odysseus didn't use a travel agent.

"If leprechauns are so damn lucky, why are we living in the woods under toadstools?"

Cupid's Duel

Rip Van Winkle slept, slept and slept here.

"I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. I told them to pipe down."

Brush With Death

Helen of Troy - The face that launched a thousand ships.

"I say we just wheel it into the city. What's the worst that can happen?""

Christmas Eve and Christmas Adam

"Suspect apprehended... Caught bowhunting without a license and indecent exposure..."

Neptune: the retirement years.