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A street fight.

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Don Quixote

Falstaff

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

Thomas Hardy

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

'The stuff legends are made of'

"Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?"

'Well, I don't know how to break the bad news to you, Mr. Jenson, but ...'

Frank and Ernest Updated Fairy Tales. Do you mean fair like "pretty" or fair like "evenhanded"?

'Icarus, I think your sat nav is failing.'

"I've got this awful feeling we took the wrong boat!"

'Er. . . I had an appointment with Dr. Jekyll. . .'

Count and Figaro

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

Robin Hood.

The new 'LONE' Ranger. . .

The Woman of Samaria Meets Jesus (The Holy Bible).

"The adventures of Robin Hood are becoming a lot less adventurous."

'Do you always have to be so quick?'

The Windmill Gets Attacked (Don Quixote).

'I walked 5 miles to school and on top of that, there were no vasectomies. In my day you got neutered!'

"The secret of my win? Focus, my boy, focus! I stayed focussed, the hare didn't..."

The Augean Stables

"It's a selfie!"