Heroic Tales Fan Pillows

A street fight.

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Don Quixote

Falstaff

Thomas Hardy

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

'The stuff legends are made of'

"Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?"

'Well, I don't know how to break the bad news to you, Mr. Jenson, but ...'

'Icarus, I think your sat nav is failing.'

"I've got this awful feeling we took the wrong boat!"

'Er. . . I had an appointment with Dr. Jekyll. . .'

"The adventures of Robin Hood are becoming a lot less adventurous."

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

Robin Hood.

Count and Figaro

The Woman of Samaria Meets Jesus (The Holy Bible).

The Windmill Gets Attacked (Don Quixote).

'Do you always have to be so quick?'

Alice in Wonderland - The Gryphon.

"The secret of my win? Focus, my boy, focus! I stayed focussed, the hare didn't..."

The Augean Stables

"Crush your empties, see them placed in the proper receptacle and hear the lamentation of the wet mop!"

'I walked 5 miles to school and on top of that, there were no vasectomies. In my day you got neutered!'