Heroic Tales Enthusiast Gifts

'The large crate contains my medals.'

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Don Quixote

Falstaff

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

A street fight.

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

"Long Johns Silver."

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

Giant Headless Horseman

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

"I thought you could help me get a jump on things again this year."

"No, let down your hair!"

Thank you healthcare heroes

Frank and Ernest Updated Fairy Tales. Do you mean fair like "pretty" or fair like "evenhanded"?

The new 'LONE' Ranger. . .

Robin Hood.

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

Ugly sisters

The Windmill Gets Attacked (Don Quixote).

Alice in Wonderland - The Gryphon.

Don Quixote

The Augean Stables

'I walked 5 miles to school and on top of that, there were no vasectomies. In my day you got neutered!'

Adam sees note from Eve: Gone for a walk. Your dinner's in the apple tree.

"Crush your empties, see them placed in the proper receptacle and hear the lamentation of the wet mop!"

"Alexa, Alexa on the wall..."

Uproarious hospitality

Robert Louis Stevenson.

"And don't you dare say you know how I feel."

Oliver Twist - Morris Bolter Spies on Meeting between Nancy, Mr Brownlow and Rose Maylie