Heroic Tales Enthusiast Gifts

'The large crate contains my medals.'

Don Quixote

Falstaff

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

A street fight.

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

Giant Headless Horseman

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

"Long Johns Silver."

"No, let down your hair!"

Thank you healthcare heroes

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

Robin Hood.

Ugly sisters

The Windmill Gets Attacked (Don Quixote).

Don Quixote

Adam sees note from Eve: Gone for a walk. Your dinner's in the apple tree.

The Augean Stables

'I walked 5 miles to school and on top of that, there were no vasectomies. In my day you got neutered!'

"Crush your empties, see them placed in the proper receptacle and hear the lamentation of the wet mop!"

Alice in Wonderland - The Gryphon.

"Alexa, Alexa on the wall..."

Uproarious hospitality

Quasimodo in psychiatrists office "The bell's, the bell's"

Robert Louis Stevenson.

Fiscal Plan: 'So basically we steal from the rich and give to the poor...'

"And don't you dare say you know how I feel."