Traditional Tale Fan Gifts

"She was a dish when we ran away together but that was a long time ago."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

'Yes, all at once!'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Thomas Hardy

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

Upper West Side Story

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

'Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all considering her age?'

"Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?"

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

"Those tights pinch and chaff. We're going commando."

William Tell in his younger years.

'I know how you can get him to notice you.'

"Face it, William - you're shit at it!"

Peter

Goldilocks reads note from three bears: Gone for a walk in the woods. Your porridge is on the table.

'But, Marshal, if I'da built the gallows any higher, ol' Mad Dog here mighta got seriously hurt!'

'When I think of all the men I could've married...'

Social media in fairy tales

'Icarus, I think your sat nav is failing.'