Folk Tale Fan Gifts

75 years later, Tom exits the Chat Room of Rip van Winkle.

Rabbit.

Aqueduct Leak

"Validation for Chicken Little."

The peasants helped Robin Hood escape to Sherwood Forest. Charge them with arboring a fugitive! Sheriff of Nottingham.

The real reason the cow jumped over the moon.

'Right, my lad - get down from there before you fall and break something!'

'And then I saidI don't believe in witch doctors your ridiculous curse!'

"Face it, William - you're shit at it!"

"Say what you will about Lady Godiva, she certainly energizes the base."

William Tell in his younger years.

"Those tights pinch and chaff. We're going commando."

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Vlad the Inhaler

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"Bigfoot"

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Why didn't one of the bears just call 9-1-1 and have that girl arrested for trespassing?"

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"