Folk Story Enthusiast Gifts

'What makes you feel that you, and you alone, can save the world?'

Rip van Winkle's snooze alarm was set for 20 year intervals. He bought the clock at a discount store selling majorly damaged goods.

'What's that evil smell?'

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

A vampire in a canoe.

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"Which one is yours?"

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

A were-cow.

Mephistopheles

Folk o' the Wee

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

"Just go ahead. It's my last day here and I hate this place."

'Look I know they're all the same length, but concentrate, Mrs. O'Brien. Which one of these fools took your husband?'

William Tell Overture

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

'...Stop trying to funk it up.'

Leeches, lucky charms, rat catching. The secretary of health is in.

Hansel meets his biological mother.

Loch Ness Monster

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

Dutch boy fills pool with water from dike.

"Just saying, Father. . . couldn't I get my vaccine jab just like all the other kids?"

"Those tights pinch and chaff. We're going commando."