Folk Story Enthusiast Gifts

'What makes you feel that you, and you alone, can save the world?'

Rip van Winkle's snooze alarm was set for 20 year intervals. He bought the clock at a discount store selling majorly damaged goods.

'What's that evil smell?'

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

A vampire in a canoe.

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

"Which one is yours?"

"Just go ahead. It's my last day here and I hate this place."

A were-cow.

Folk o' the Wee

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

Robin Hoods' Band. Member Auditions Today. Happy, Sleepy, Grumpy, Sneezy and Dopey are all fine qualities. But I'm leaning more towards "Merry".

Mephistopheles

Neil Young

'Look I know they're all the same length, but concentrate, Mrs. O'Brien. Which one of these fools took your husband?'

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.

Leeches, lucky charms, rat catching. The secretary of health is in.

Loch Ness Monster

William Tell Overture

Hansel meets his biological mother.

'...Stop trying to funk it up.'

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."