Folk Tale Enthusiasts Gifts

Ode to Rip Van Winkle.

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Serf faints as apple is shot from his head by an arrow.

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Pastries and Candy

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Which one is yours?"

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges.

Mephistopheles

Fearless Frog Part 19

Folk o' the Wee

A were-cow.

Robin Hoods' Band. Member Auditions Today. Happy, Sleepy, Grumpy, Sneezy and Dopey are all fine qualities. But I'm leaning more towards "Merry".

'What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?'

"Just go ahead. It's my last day here and I hate this place."

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

'Look I know they're all the same length, but concentrate, Mrs. O'Brien. Which one of these fools took your husband?'

Let's all be fairies.

'Front desk? Someone came in my room and ate the little candies on my pillow.'

"If the press brings up your past just double down on 'The sky is falling!'."

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.

Leeches, lucky charms, rat catching. The secretary of health is in.

Loch Ness Monster

'It just says strange things happened after she ate the wafers. It doesn't mention their street value.'

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

Hansel meets his biological mother.

Dutch boy fills pool with water from dike.

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

"This must be where the tooth fairy goes to window shop!"

"You're not the sleeping beauty I fell in love with."

"I remember when this was all forest..."