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'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Serf faints as apple is shot from his head by an arrow.

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Pastries and Candy

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

"Which one is yours?"

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges.

A were-cow.

"Just go ahead. It's my last day here and I hate this place."

Mephistopheles

'What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?'

Folk o' the Wee

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

'Look I know they're all the same length, but concentrate, Mrs. O'Brien. Which one of these fools took your husband?'

Let's all be fairies.

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

Hansel meets his biological mother.

'It just says strange things happened after she ate the wafers. It doesn't mention their street value.'

Leeches, lucky charms, rat catching. The secretary of health is in.

"If the press brings up your past just double down on 'The sky is falling!'."

Loch Ness Monster

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.

'Front desk? Someone came in my room and ate the little candies on my pillow.'

Dutch boy fills pool with water from dike.

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

"This must be where the tooth fairy goes to window shop!"

"All the king's horses and all the king's men have voted for scrambled, sah!"

"Just saying, Father. . . couldn't I get my vaccine jab just like all the other kids?"

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

"I remember when this was all forest..."

Brothers Grimm