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"This could only be the work of...mal de ojo!"

'I won! I won!'

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

The Fourth Little Pig

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

The tooth fairy.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

"My God! There goes middle management."

Ask A Silly Question.

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

Sleeping Beauty.

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

Tooth fairy pays with card

'Of course I want a fairy tale wedding. What did you expect?'

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

'It's time you knew the truth. You're not my real son. You're a novelization.'

"Well, you're certainly on our short list."

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

"Oh my gosh — so sorry! Those were extensions!"

Fat fairy

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."