Folk Tale Lover Gifts

"This could only be the work of...mal de ojo!"

'I won! I won!'

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

The Fourth Little Pig

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

The tooth fairy.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

Ask A Silly Question.

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

"My God! There goes middle management."

Sleeping Beauty.

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

Tooth fairy pays with card

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

'Of course I want a fairy tale wedding. What did you expect?'

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

Mother Goose Spoilers

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

"Just go ahead. It's my last day here and I hate this place."

"Oh my gosh — so sorry! Those were extensions!"

Fat fairy

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'