Folk Story Fan Gifts

"Stay focused, man. We're on a search for Big Foot."

'And now, Chicken Little with the science news...'

"That's enough practice, Tell. Time you had a go on your own kid."

"So, basically you are a socialist."

Modern William Tell

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

Vlad the Inhaler

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Bigfoot"

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"I'm getting too old for this..."

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

Edna spots the ever elusive Loch Ness Monster.

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."