Folk Story Fan Pillows

"Stay focused, man. We're on a search for Big Foot."

"That's enough practice, Tell. Time you had a go on your own kid."

"So, basically you are a socialist."

Modern William Tell

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

Vlad the Inhaler

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

Edna spots the ever elusive Loch Ness Monster.

"Just go ahead. It's my last day here and I hate this place."

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

Balding gnomes

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

Great Moments in Musical Inspiration

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"