Folk Story Aficionados Pillows

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

'What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?'

"Just go ahead. It's my last day here and I hate this place."

"You might want to get that fly off your face."

Giant Headless Horseman

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

Business plan.

"Don't we like the Brothers Grimm anymore?"

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

William Tell in his younger years.

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

"Eve, do you realize that neither you nor I ever had a childhood?"

"Those tights pinch and chaff. We're going commando."

The Cosmology of Timmy

"It's my first novel."

'Are you blokes crazy? Are you gonna listen to me or the blasted parrot?'

Social Media When People Have A Perfect Life/Reality TV When People Have A Screwed Up Life

'Babies Unlimited, free delivery.'

"I love my new hood! All i need now is a bow and opposable thumbs!"

Leprechaun Love

"Face it, William - you're shit at it!"

"Being a sugar plum fairy doesn't mean sticking to a diet of sugar plums!"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice and the Black Kitten.

Little Dutch Boy in an Hourglass