Folk Tale Enthusiast Pillows

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

Der Freischütz

"I am the Robin Hood fairy. I rob wishes from the rich and give them to the poor."

"Are you sure Robin Hood is giving to the poor? He's now number four on the Ten Most Rich list."

The Emperor's new clothes

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

A vampire in a canoe.

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

"Which one is yours?"

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

Mephistopheles

A were-cow.

Robin Hoods' Band. Member Auditions Today. Happy, Sleepy, Grumpy, Sneezy and Dopey are all fine qualities. But I'm leaning more towards "Merry".

"Just go ahead. It's my last day here and I hate this place."

Folk o' the Wee

'What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?'

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

'Look I know they're all the same length, but concentrate, Mrs. O'Brien. Which one of these fools took your husband?'

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.

William Tell Overture

Leeches, lucky charms, rat catching. The secretary of health is in.

"If the press brings up your past just double down on 'The sky is falling!'."

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

Hansel meets his biological mother.

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'