Folk Tale Aficionados Pillows

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

Pastries and Candy

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges.

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

'What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?'

"You might want to get that fly off your face."

"Just go ahead. It's my last day here and I hate this place."

"Please disregard the previous message - it was inadvertently sent to everyone on our list."

Let's all be fairies.

Business plan.

'It just says strange things happened after she ate the wafers. It doesn't mention their street value.'

"If the press brings up your past just double down on 'The sky is falling!'."

'Front desk? Someone came in my room and ate the little candies on my pillow.'

Giant Headless Horseman

"Don't we like the Brothers Grimm anymore?"

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

"This must be where the tooth fairy goes to window shop!"

Brothers Grimm

William Tell in his younger years.

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

"I remember when this was all forest..."

"All the king's horses and all the king's men have voted for scrambled, sah!"

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

Aladdin's Cave of Wonder

"Those tights pinch and chaff. We're going commando."

"You're not the sleeping beauty I fell in love with."

The Cosmology of Timmy

'This is the last time I bid on a job for the Seven Dwarfs.'