Folk Tale Aficionados Mugs

"Whoa! What are the chances?"

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Pastries and Candy

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges.

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Fearless Frog Part 19

"You might want to get that fly off your face."

'What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?'

"Just go ahead. It's my last day here and I hate this place."

"Please disregard the previous message - it was inadvertently sent to everyone on our list."

Let's all be fairies.

'It just says strange things happened after she ate the wafers. It doesn't mention their street value.'

Giant Headless Horseman

'Front desk? Someone came in my room and ate the little candies on my pillow.'

"If the press brings up your past just double down on 'The sky is falling!'."

Business plan.

"Don't we like the Brothers Grimm anymore?"

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

"This must be where the tooth fairy goes to window shop!"

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

Brothers Grimm

"You're not the sleeping beauty I fell in love with."

"Those tights pinch and chaff. We're going commando."

"I remember when this was all forest..."

Aladdin's Cave of Wonder

"Look! The Emperor has no clothes!"

William Tell in his younger years.

"All the king's horses and all the king's men have voted for scrambled, sah!"

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

Well, I didn't know he was a dragon when I met him online!

The Cosmology of Timmy

Ode to Rip Van Winkle.