Folk Tale Fanatic Mugs

'Didn't you see the tweet? The sky is falling!'

'My former employer gave me a plus score in being merry.'

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Vlad the Inhaler

A vampire in a canoe.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"What the hell took so long?"

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Grimm's Reality Tales.

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

Invisible clothes

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

"The third little pig is now a menopausal porker. I hate these hairs on my chinny chin chin."

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.