Folk Story Lover Mugs

'Are we there yet?'

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

Vlad the Inhaler

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"Bigfoot"

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"I'm getting too old for this..."

Balding gnomes

"Just go ahead. It's my last day here and I hate this place."

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

'It's time you knew the truth. You're not my real son. You're a novelization.'

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

Edna spots the ever elusive Loch Ness Monster.

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk