Folk Story Lover Pillows

'Are we there yet?'

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

Vlad the Inhaler

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"I'm getting too old for this..."

Balding gnomes

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

'It's time you knew the truth. You're not my real son. You're a novelization.'

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

Edna spots the ever elusive Loch Ness Monster.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"Just go ahead. It's my last day here and I hate this place."

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

"The forest has been cleared, Little Red Riding Hood has gone because her grandma is now buying her stuff online and you're asking me why I started drinking? Seriously?"