Folk Tale Fanatic Pillows

'Didn't you see the tweet? The sky is falling!'

'My former employer gave me a plus score in being merry.'

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Vlad the Inhaler

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

A vampire in a canoe.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"Bigfoot"

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"What the hell took so long?"

Grimm's Reality Tales.

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

Invisible clothes

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."