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'I don't know Robin. My life is good, I eat well, I sleep at night, but I keep asking myself - am I really merry?'

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

"Which one is yours?"

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"Just go ahead. It's my last day here and I hate this place."

Mephistopheles

'What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?'

Robin Hoods' Band. Member Auditions Today. Happy, Sleepy, Grumpy, Sneezy and Dopey are all fine qualities. But I'm leaning more towards "Merry".

A were-cow.

Folk o' the Wee

'Look I know they're all the same length, but concentrate, Mrs. O'Brien. Which one of these fools took your husband?'

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

Leeches, lucky charms, rat catching. The secretary of health is in.

Giant Headless Horseman

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

Loch Ness Monster

Hansel meets his biological mother.

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.

Dutch boy fills pool with water from dike.

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

William Tell meets Carmen Miranda.

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

"Those tights pinch and chaff. We're going commando."

"Just saying, Father. . . couldn't I get my vaccine jab just like all the other kids?"

William Tell in his younger years.

Jekyll and Heidi.