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'I don't know Robin. My life is good, I eat well, I sleep at night, but I keep asking myself - am I really merry?'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"Which one is yours?"

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

'What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?'

A were-cow.

Mephistopheles

Folk o' the Wee

"Just go ahead. It's my last day here and I hate this place."

'Look I know they're all the same length, but concentrate, Mrs. O'Brien. Which one of these fools took your husband?'

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

Leeches, lucky charms, rat catching. The secretary of health is in.

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.

Giant Headless Horseman

Hansel meets his biological mother.

Loch Ness Monster

Dutch boy fills pool with water from dike.

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

William Tell in his younger years.

"Those tights pinch and chaff. We're going commando."

"Just saying, Father. . . couldn't I get my vaccine jab just like all the other kids?"

William Tell meets Carmen Miranda.

Jekyll and Heidi.