Folk Tale Enthusiast Prints

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

Der Freischütz

"I am the Robin Hood fairy. I rob wishes from the rich and give them to the poor."

"Are you sure Robin Hood is giving to the poor? He's now number four on the Ten Most Rich list."

The Emperor's new clothes

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

A vampire in a canoe.

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

"Which one is yours?"

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

'What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?'

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

Mephistopheles

A were-cow.

"Just go ahead. It's my last day here and I hate this place."

Folk o' the Wee

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

'Look I know they're all the same length, but concentrate, Mrs. O'Brien. Which one of these fools took your husband?'

William Tell Overture

"If the press brings up your past just double down on 'The sky is falling!'."

Hansel meets his biological mother.

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

Loch Ness Monster

Leeches, lucky charms, rat catching. The secretary of health is in.