Folk Tale Aficionado Prints

"I myself don't see much hope for an inter-utensil relationship."

Little Dutch Boy in an Hourglass

"Just go ahead. It's my last day here and I hate this place."

"Now I wish I hadn't gotten him that bow and arrows for Father's Day."

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

A vampire in a canoe.

Don Quixote

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Falstaff

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

7 Dwarves of Retirement

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

Hansel and Gretal

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

Trueman Dewayne Lafayette: collector of the imaginary,

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

"Which one is yours?"

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

'...and then the DOW rallied six hundred points and the three bears felt like idiots...'

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

Mephistopheles