Folk Tale Fan Prints

75 years later, Tom exits the Chat Room of Rip van Winkle.

Rabbit.

Aqueduct Leak

"Validation for Chicken Little."

'Right, my lad - get down from there before you fall and break something!'

'And then I saidI don't believe in witch doctors your ridiculous curse!'

"Face it, William - you're shit at it!"

"Say what you will about Lady Godiva, she certainly energizes the base."

William Tell in his younger years.

"Those tights pinch and chaff. We're going commando."

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Vlad the Inhaler

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Why didn't one of the bears just call 9-1-1 and have that girl arrested for trespassing?"

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

Storm in a magic lamp.