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'Nice try, Chicken Little. We're not falling for that one again.'

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

"Just go ahead. It's my last day here and I hate this place."

'What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?'

"You might want to get that fly off your face."

Giant Headless Horseman

Business plan.

"Don't we like the Brothers Grimm anymore?"

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

"Eve, do you realize that neither you nor I ever had a childhood?"

Anyone else think the movie was better? Book club bouncer.

"Those tights pinch and chaff. We're going commando."

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

William Tell in his younger years.

The Cosmology of Timmy

Ode to Rip Van Winkle.

"It's my first novel."

Leprechaun Love

'Are you blokes crazy? Are you gonna listen to me or the blasted parrot?'

"Face it, William - you're shit at it!"

Social Media When People Have A Perfect Life/Reality TV When People Have A Screwed Up Life

"I love my new hood! All i need now is a bow and opposable thumbs!"

'Babies Unlimited, free delivery.'

"Being a sugar plum fairy doesn't mean sticking to a diet of sugar plums!"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice and the Black Kitten.