Traditional Tale Fan Mugs

"She was a dish when we ran away together but that was a long time ago."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

'Yes, all at once!'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

Thomas Hardy

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

Upper West Side Story

Mom dwarves.

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

"Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?"

"Those tights pinch and chaff. We're going commando."

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

William Tell in his younger years.

Updated Fairy Tales Cinderella. My lawyers won't let me do glass slippers anymore --- Too many liability issues.

'Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all considering her age?'

Goldilocks reads note from three bears: Gone for a walk in the woods. Your porridge is on the table.

'But, Marshal, if I'da built the gallows any higher, ol' Mad Dog here mighta got seriously hurt!'

"Face it, William - you're shit at it!"

'I know how you can get him to notice you.'

'When I think of all the men I could've married...'

Peter

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