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Upper West Side Story

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

'Yes, all at once!'

Don Quixote

Falstaff

Thomas Hardy

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"Long Johns Silver."

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

Giant Headless Horseman

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

'Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all considering her age?'

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

"No, let down your hair!"

"Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?"

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

Goldilocks reads note from three bears: Gone for a walk in the woods. Your porridge is on the table.

David Anderson vs. Goliath

Peter

'I know how you can get him to notice you.'

Social media in fairy tales