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'Let's get a kitty.'

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Time Machine Collision

"Hugh fans!"

"It's probably just seasonal."

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Playground Pipe Dreams

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

Last Chance For Reality

Anywhere but here

Sleeping Beauty.

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Witch dice.

"If you're my gramma you wouldn't have a problem consenting to a retina scan!"

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

'You know how you've always wanted to go on a balloon safari..?'

'Why look dear, here's the exit already! And to think that gatekeeper fellow said no one's ever finished the maze.'

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

Santa Claus

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

Small laughing space creatures.

"Okay, so I got rid of the owl.."

"The thing about society is that it gives me such anxiety..."

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

"In the land of toast the butter is spread very thin."